I clogged my first public restroom toilet today. In a way it felt like I was re-living my teenage years. Which is funny because I never clogged a toilet as a teen, and if I did, I never would have told you about it.
Keeping up with social media trends is quite the workout. Minus the whole burning calories thing.
I always wished I could talk as fast as the Micro Machines guy. I could get through twice as many relationships in the same amount of time. I wouldn’t want the sex part to be any faster though. That would not be good.
I wonder if any of the idiots in the big social scenes have ever sat down and really gotten to know themselves. I spend a lot of time alone and still have a pretty good friend. I met him through my video game.
Growing up, it was never a question of how much money we had as a family. I just cared about how many jelly shoes we had. We were doing pretty well so to speak.
Debt and budgets are the strings attached to paychecks. Thank god I don’t have to pay a cent for Myspace.
